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Aug 19th 2003 - 05:59:16am
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By : [Laus]Freshman
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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.
However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good- natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked:
"Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"
And a great voice was heard from above:
"BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"
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Aug 18th 2003 - 04:17:48pm
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By : Gune
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SØG EN sykolog
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Aug 17th 2003 - 06:21:31pm
Aug 15th 2003 - 04:01:40pm
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By : Gune
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LOOL HEHE THAT WAS FUN!
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Aug 15th 2003 - 03:49:11pm
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By : [Laus]Freshman
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Da manden blev skabt fik han tyve års normalt sexliv.
Han var naturligvis skuffet. KUN 20 ÅR!
Tyren fik også tyve år, men den mente at ti år var rigeligt.
Så bad manden om at få tyrens overskydende ti år og fik dem.
Hanen fik også tyve år, men den mente også,
at den kun havde brug for ti år,
også her bad manden om de overskydende 10 år og fik dem.
Så kom ornen og den fik også sine tyve år,
men som for de andre dyr var ti år nok for den,
så her blev der ligeledes 10 år tilovers til manden.
Se det forklarer hvorfor vore dages mænd,
har tyve år med et normalt sexliv,
ti år hvor de skal nedlægge alt hvad de ser,
ti år hvor de galer op om deres bedrifter,
og ti år hvor de er nogle gamle grise...................
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Aug 15th 2003 - 01:11:58pm
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By : Gune
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total nice der, der er sgu et funny lille spil  fot til at fordrive vendetiden med 
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Aug 15th 2003 - 09:46:11am
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By : Pingvin
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Nice post kigger lige på det når jeg kommer hjem 
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Aug 15th 2003 - 02:46:11am
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By : |NB|OziOn*DK
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Du kender det godt! Du er lige død, og de sidste der er tilbage på mappet er campere der ikke kan ramme... Nu er den endeløse ventetid på at få lov at respawne endelig forbi. Nu kan du nemlig fordrive tiden med BREAKOUT!! Hiv din consol ned og skriv /breakout_play - Og vupti! Så har du underholdning indtil de skide campere endelig rammer noget! Men husk lige at lave bind keys til at bevæge den lille pind:
Venstre: /bind x "breakout_left"
Højre: /bind x "breakout_right"
X = Den tast du vil have.
Hallo! Så køre det! Det eneste du skal bruge er UrT 3.0! Hva' si'er du så?!
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Aug 13th 2003 - 05:42:10pm
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By : Gune
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Weee det er altser en Bug, så kan jeg spare mine 1500 kr til min Plade armor ( http://www.bestarmour.com/pancir1.htm ) det var sgu godt
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Aug 13th 2003 - 05:05:52pm
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