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Aug 6th 2003 - 06:04:29am
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By : [Laus]Freshman
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The following are questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website. They are followed by the official replies......
1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit round watching them die.
2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking
3. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of >water...
4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.
5. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.
6. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia?
Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and
Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
7. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?
(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
8. Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
9. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
10. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
11. Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
12. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can
you tell me where I can sell it in Australia (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
13. Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
14. Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
15. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
17. Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is
illegal.
18. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense
rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All
Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
19. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget
its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of
gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
20. Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl
I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
21. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
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Aug 5th 2003 - 05:13:10pm
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By : Gune
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jeg fandt en forstenet snegl for 1 par år siden......
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Aug 5th 2003 - 02:41:34pm
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By : Gune
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jeg har 4 af deres Cd'er ægge sangén er ogse på :-P
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Aug 5th 2003 - 12:43:30pm
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By : [Laus]Tha PinK
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4 dage... can you fucking belive it??? altså come on... misson for mig... find en eller anden tøs.. inviter hende... hun skal bare sidde og lege med mig mens jeg sidder og spiller version 3.0 på lørdag....hehe... så skal der være lavet nachos med cheddar ost, oliven og det hele samt en god flaske hvidvin og en del øl....party on... stakels alle de andre på GV *hehe* 4 dage WAAAAAHUUUUUUUUUUU barnet i mig skriger..
"you can't touch this"
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Aug 4th 2003 - 10:55:54pm
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By : |NB|OziOn*DK
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Gune, jeg tror du mener Red Warzawa  Hent den der hedder Æggemad! 
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Aug 4th 2003 - 09:20:45pm
Aug 4th 2003 - 05:08:34pm
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By : Gune
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har du husket dinne piller??? ;-D
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Aug 4th 2003 - 11:30:17am
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By : [Laus]Tha PinK
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5 dage tilbage... aaahhhhhh.... så er der ved at være kriller i maven.. og ligesom juleaftens dag der skal man vente helt til om aftenen... mm... idag skal rødvinen købes *G*
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Aug 4th 2003 - 12:27:36am
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By : [MGCC]VIBEN_DK
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http://www.bevs.dk/dlg_jj.asp
lidt at læse om cykel sport
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Aug 4th 2003 - 12:11:17am
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By : Gune
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Red washaver 199X
Epo sangen :
alle dem der cykler tar sprøjter alle dæres kærster er tøjder og det er fordi EPO EPO med stamoner fra en ko kør tur de france uden hænder legen til det inted kenner bjarne riis har taget en sprøjte fyldt med HASH
LOOL den sang er mega sjov!! !!!
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