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Jun 5th 2003 - 02:57:23am
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By : [Laus]Rednex
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Der var en mand der gik en tur i en park. Han kom forbi to kommunalarbejdere, først gravede den ene et hul, og bagefter dækkede den anden det til.
"hvorfor gør I det?" spurgte manden, "det er jo spild af tid" "Ja," sagde den ene kommunalarbejder "men ham som skulle plante træet er syg i dag".
OK Bris, jeg skal nok holde op nu 
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Jun 4th 2003 - 08:14:05pm
Jun 4th 2003 - 07:13:02pm
Jun 4th 2003 - 06:39:30pm
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By : [Laus]Rednex
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Det var to kommunale gartnere, der var kommet afsted uden deres skovle. Så de ringer til hovedkontoret for at høre, hvad de skal gøre, svaret lyder:
"Vi sender straks en mand ud med dem til jer, indtil da må I læne jer op af hinanden, så I undgår at vælte"
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Jun 4th 2003 - 03:08:23pm
Jun 4th 2003 - 09:34:02am
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By : Pingvin
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Så er der sq lidt flere nyheder til folket.....
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Jun 1st 2003 - 05:07:41pm
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By : [Laus]Tha PinK
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hehe Pingu som du allerede selv har sagt "hvis jeg var bøsse Lasse så ville jeg gifte mig med dig" *hehe* pas nu på hehe *VROUF* U lovely pice of a man *LOL* 
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Jun 1st 2003 - 02:07:29pm
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By : Pingvin
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Den kunne du li' var Pink
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Jun 1st 2003 - 01:24:09pm
Jun 1st 2003 - 08:43:52am
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By : [Laus]Freshman
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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for
15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks
into it looking for money and guns but only finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the
bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck,
then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and
hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
just do what he tells you,just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll
kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey.
I love you, too."
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